Sean Spicer strengthens case that he is a dumb motherfucker

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Hi. I’m Sean Spicer and I’m a dumb motherfucker.

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer held the first formal press briefing today, reinforcing the notion that Sean Spicer is one dumb motherfucker.

One of the topics covered was the incredulous statement that Trump’s inauguration was the most watched in history. On Saturday, Spicer pissed and cried at the media blaming them for making Trump’s inauguration seem poorly attended. Of course, Spicer has no real statistics to prove that Trump’s ceremony was the biggest in history, but news outlets have made the observation that Trump’s inauguration was, in fact, quite lame.

It’s obvious that Trump’s inauguration attendance numbers were lower. And even if they weren’t, so what? If Sean Spicer weren’t a dumb motherfucker, then he could have thought of a way to minimize the issue, but instead he maximizes it. He blows it up and points fingers at the evil media. Because that’s what his sugar daddy Donald Trump does: maximize things. And he wants to be just like his sugar daddy. And, like Trump, Spicer is a bully who now gets to bully the press corps.

But it’s pretty clear from watching Spicer’s performance that he was on the defensive the entire time. Nearly all questions were answered with deflections, avoidance and, at times, counterattacks.

Sean Spicer sucks as a press secretary and is no different from any other propagandist. Either he knows what he says is bullshit and can’t think of a better way to present it or he is deluded. Either way, Sean Spicer is a dumb motherfucker.

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