Comey testifies tomorrow; Trump’s sons are a couple of dicks

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“Heh, yeah. We’re dicks.”

Opening statements were released ahead of tomorrow’s testimony by James Comey. I’ve decided not to analyze it too much since the main deal is happening tomorrow, but even without thinking about it too much it’s a striking read. Almost unbelievably, Trump’s lawyer, Marc Kasowitz, said that the president “feels completely and totally vindicated,” referring to the portion of the statement in which Comey says that Trump himself is not under investigation. But, oh, there are so many other damning ethical problems brought to light in the statement. If Trump wasn’t under investigation, he may well be soon. Tomorrow is going to be a big daytime TV day. I’m going to keep my expectations low, in that I never expect “smoking guns” in big deals like this. But I am willing to bet Comey’s testimony will be significant.

In the meantime, let’s not forget that other newly created branch of the government: the Trump Organization branch, headed by Patrick Bateman School of Economics graduates and Trump offspring Donald Jr. and Eric Trump. There have been several news items of interest lately that reaffirm my general opinion that the Trumps and their businesses are morally bankrupt.

How Donald Trump Shifted Kids-Cancer Charity Money Into His Business, in which Eric Trump’s annual charity golf tournament doubles as a revenue stream for Trump family businesses. This article will appear in the June 29, 2017 issue of Forbes.

Trump Failing to Track Foreign Cash at His Hotels
Donald Trump pledged to donate hotel profits from foreign sources back to the government, but it’s hard to do that when his organization can’t be bothered to keep track of those profits. Interestingly, we now know that President Trump’s hotel received $270,000 from Saudi Arabia. Will the US Government ever see that donation? Who the fuck knows.

Eric Trump: Democrats in Washington are ‘not even people’
Oh, that’s nice. Jews weren’t people to the Nazis, nor were enemies to the Imperial Japanese during World War II. Dehumanizing ain’t cool, asshole. That’s even worse than Hillary Clinton’s “basket of deplorables” statement.

Okay, that’s enough. I can only handle so much Trump family news before I get physically ill. I’d like to kick Junior and Eric in the nuts, but I don’t think they have any.

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